What Happened?

I cannot remember what caused me to be here in this jail cell. This is a place where I should not be, this is where horrible people who are not like me should be. All I have on me is five things in my pocket. First object I have on me is spare change in case I need it from last night. Last night I was hanging out with a few friends of mine at our favorite hangout. The second item I have is my phone in its black case. I had looked through my messages, and I did not make a call to anyone after they got me. I was way too mortified to tell anyone because I am not a bad person. The third object I have is my brown wallet. It thankfully still has everything I remember in there before they arrested me. All my money and cards were still in there thank God. The fourth thing in my pocket is my watch. Another important object I still have on me that I didn't lose. It was in my pocket when the law got me for no reason. I felt relieved that those were all on me at the time of my arrest. The last object I have are my keys. Now I remember what happened. I accidently left my keys in the seat I was in after everyone left. Once I retrieved my keys, an idiot cop thought I was someone else he was looking for. Thank God those objects are still on me, but I'm still an innocent man. This dummy that arrested me not only needs to rethink his priorities, but he needs to know I am an innocent man who would never break the law.